So. . . .
I’ve officially done an unofficial study on what happens if you eat a half a piece of apple pie for breakfast and then spend the rest of the day at home.
Like Cheez-It snack mix and mini dark chocolate Hershey’s bars.
Then you curse yourself for eating so badly.
Then you drink glass after glass of water and swear to eat nothing but watermelon and salad for the rest of the day, but then 3pm rolls around and you really want a cup of coffee.
And, against your better judgement, you post a mediocre photo with your recipe for Chinese Chicken Salad.
In short, apple pie is evil.
I really wish this was a prettier picture.
It’s a beautiful salad in person.
It’s chicken, veggies, crunchy chow mein noodles, and fresh ginger dressing.
Broccoli, Amy. Broccoli.
No brussels sprouts here. No other funky weird veggies either.
Just very tame veggies. All the normal guys.
Speaking of normal guys and tame things – have any of you watched Siberia?
Because none of those guys are normal, and there are all kinds of not-tame things in those woods.
The tag line for that show should be, “Siberia: the first ever completely scripted reality show with paid actors and everything”.
This Chinese Chicken Salad is way better than that show.
Ooooo. But wait! A quick Google search, (courtesy my husband) reveals that Siberia is actually supposed to be mocking reality TV. . . .
Now I can’t decide if it’s dumb or clever.
Sooooo. . . I choose the salad.